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juice my grapes

When everyone around is being really noisy and you are looking for a pretext to leave.

"Hey guys, time for me to juice my grapes for breakfast. see you later."

Sarah: Hey buddy do you feel like juicing some grapes. (juice my grapes)
John: Sure - just a sec - let me finish squeezing these lemons.

by johny_e_good February 14, 2018


Ronnie Juice

Hennessy, Kool-Aid, and Vicodin. This elixir is known to combat the side effects of Gout and Gout Removal Surgery (GRS).

“Pass me my Ronnie Juice,
Henny, Kool-Aid, and Vicodin loose,
Sip it slow, let my mind get loose,
I ain't feelin’ no pain, just floatin’ like Zeus!

by Beetus Buddy March 05, 2025


sweatin like a juice box

rollin' off of exstacy, beaned up, so you are sweatin hard as fuck (like a juice box)

playa1: so did seantrel pop that e?

playa2: yea that nigga sweatin like a juice box

by bob keifson January 23, 2010


Ammonia Apple Juice

Basically it's urine. Pee looks like apple juice and contains ammonia. Henceforth Ammonia Apple Juice.

I went to the bathroom and the toilet was full of ammonia apple juice

piss whizz pee urine

by The Doctor123 December 29, 2009


Flood Juice

When your giving your woman a good lick, you hit the right spot and the flood gates open up.

When I gave my girlfriend head last night, her flood juice tasted amazing.

by Camobandit October 27, 2020


cheek-juice

the residue left on the screen of your phone after you have just used it for a phone call.

Phil: Hey dude can i borrow your phone for a sec?

Jim: Yeah bro go for it.

Phil: Geez, there is a bunch of cheek-juice on it. (frowns in disgust)

by Jim Richalds. October 06, 2009


Shim Juice

The SSRIs that the government puts in the water supply to turns heterosexuals into shims.

30 years ago my uncle Gary forgot to check the hydraulics and got banged by a shim because he ingested too much shim juice.

by Lord Shim April 07, 2025