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Midwest slang for orange juice containing the drug propylhexedrine aka Benzedrex. The drug can be bought over the counter in the form of a nasal inhaler normally used for allergies. If you break the inhaler and take out the cotton inside and soak it in orange juice or any acidic beverage for 24 hours the active ingredient (propyl) is extracted. Propyl has similar effects to amphetamine and methamphetamine and induces a state of intense focus and euphoria. It is also horrible for your vascular system and causes severe vasoconstriction.
In simple terms you will go sicko mode and probably will end up on meth if you weren’t already when you took the Jesus Juice. It’s called Jesus Juice because it makes you feel like Jesus and it will bring you back from the dead.
Me: Hey bro do you want some speed laced orange juice?
Homie: Oh, shit did you put your Vyvanse into OJ?
Me: Nah I ran out like a week ago, this is Jesus Juice! It feels just as good if not better. You can feel your brain cells dying so it must be good.
The thing you always wanted, but never had the balls to get
John: Dude, my girlfriend's sister is so hot.
Jack: Yeah, she's sick juice.
Weiner liquid. When a male has fluid on his penis, either from a partner or his own accomplishment. Cervical mucous, lady cum, man jiz all may be attributed to ween jooos.
"Holy shit Carol. There is so much ween juice... you're welcome."
Uhhh, I'm going to go shower.
The popular rapper Juice wrld's favorite drank is when he "mix the codeine with the hi c"
Damn bro you making some of that Juice wrlds drank
Asda juice, is the fruity juice from asda, that once scanned at the checkout says "ASDA JUICE"
"HEY BILLY PASS THE ASDA JUICE"
Weed that is used in a vape with thc instead of cbd.Usually spice or opium instead when bought in the Uk and ireland
“Split a bottle of thc juice”
“Na man half the thc in town is just spice”
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To be toned and muscular, while having long majestic hair and an almost Chuck Norris like beard. *Tattoos are not required, but recommended.*
Man, Opie from Sons of Anarchy really became a Juiced Jesus in season 4 of the show.