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cat boner

cat boner happens when ur cat gets happy, and their tail gets straight, seemingly erect, similar to a human dick

I just came home and my cat got a major cat boner. I think he takes after me when i look at anime tiddies

by dedflatboi77 November 27, 2022


happy as a cut cat

When a cat is cut and has no balls it can roam and be with other cats

They were happy as a cut cat when they got there groceries paid for

by Slickwhistle August 2, 2022


happy as a cut cat

When a cat is cut and has no balls and can roam and do other cats

They was happy as a cut cat when they got there groceries for free

by Slickwhistle August 2, 2022


Splong Cat

Splong cat is belived to be the childbirth of Long Cat and Speedy Cat. Not much is known, except that he is obviously speedy and long.

Dude, I just saw splong cat. It went as fast as Britney Spears can get high.

by SpeedyCake April 17, 2010


Ry Cat

Probably theee most amazing guy in the world. He'll make you laugh until your cheeks are ready to fall off. He has the most gorgeous eyes, and amazing personality. He says the most sweetest things, and you can't help but want to talk to him every second of the day. When he looks at you, you can't help but smile. Ry Cat is the nickname of one perfect man.

Look at him, he's such a Ry Cat

by jfdshfksjd October 18, 2011


Cat-sniff

Cat-sniff

David’s dad directed the unengaged 17 year old to do the dishes. Believing doing choirs was beneath him David nudged the dishes, turned and walked away saying, “ so cat-sniff” dad.

cat-sniff to avoid responsibility by using non-meaningful word that faintly resembles the act of reviewing, (cat sniffing something) and a misbelief of a right of refusal of the task by the utterance of word and turning back to those in authority and walking away.

That is so cat-sniff dad and if you want that done, do it yourself.

cat-sniff, an excuse to do nothing.

To disrespect and disengage by use of belittling word and or actions.

by End of the rainbow February 2, 2020


Cat Trapped

When your sat or laying down and your feline friend sits on your lap or chest and when you attempt to get up your cat growls or scratches you as you have disturbed their slumber

Help!!!! i’m cat trapped

by Finlayverton May 3, 2021