The only winners of CJ Bikkurim
They go around all day in coordinated outfits squirting kids with water guns and telling you to drink water on the hottest, most active day of the summer.
If a kid dies from dehydration or something it’s their fault. Luckily that never happens though so water maintenance always wins, except for the year they accidentally ruined green teams plaque.
Everyone wants to be water maintenance as water maintenance is loved by all whether they are telling you to drink water or preforming their iconic interpretive dance at the end of the day.
Whenever they pass remember to drink water and chant, “Water Maintnence” either the accompanying hand motions (make a w then an m with your hands)
Look water Maintnence is coming by
“WATER MAINTNENCE *clap clap Clap clap clap* WATER MAINTNENCE *clap clap. Clap clap clap”
Water maintenance is the only real winner of bikkurim
When I’m a counselor I wanna be water Maintnence
WFS Club is a group of a group of 4th grade mermaids saving the world with friendship and books
The Water Fire Saga club is freaking LIT!
Toilet water is the water that splash’s your balls after you take a fat shit.
“God damn it! The toilet water splashed my balls!”
When you drink too much water because you're high and your stomach hurts.
Man, that weed made me thirsty and I drank too much and now I have water tummy.
OMG GET TRICKED LOSER.
IF YOU ARE A OG,WATER,,,,HE YOU HAVE NO HOPE FOR LIFE AND ARE PROBABLY GOING TO DIE ALONE WHAT A SHARTY TARTY.
SEMOUR: HEY JACOBY YOUR NO LIT
JACOBY: WELL YOUR A OG,WATER,,,,HE
SEMOUR:*dies*~cutely~
When you mix certain things together to make yummy water.
Angel: No give me my blue water back NOW!
A place where hopes and dreams are crushed. Think you saw a fish? No that was bubba the hobos massive shit. Infested with aids and used condoms. Only place that benefits from this shithole is the local farm that takes the water and uses it to water their crops that taste as shitty as a cum stained sock.
Steve took me to blue waters today. I tripped over what I thought was a log, but it was really a dead hooker from 1976.