Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"
Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
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It’s widely know that cookie and cream ice cream is the best food henceforth it’s title as “Food Of Gods”
You all are wrong! Clearly cookie and cream ice cream is the Food Of Gods!
Hym "God told me! God told me to do it I just, I don't know, I just have to do it, right?"
One who has mastered online low-stakes NL hold 'em in his/her first week of play. Named after the 2-time amateur chuddles who binked his way to four WSOP bracelets within his 7 days as an amateur.
He jams seven-deuce off-suite and gets the bink! An official Global God!
If you guys need me, I'll be in the Global God's chat room.
a kid who is grunge or DIY. the "port" comes from the assumption that these kids smoke Newport cigarettes although they rarely do and tend to prefer Parliaments or Marlboro Reds, if any at all.
That Mac Demarco is such a port god.
I just figured out Alex O'Connor's racket.
Hym "So, here is how that works: Alex O'Connor is there to be said no to. Right? So he levies my criticism of religion in soft-ball fashion at the cultists... To which they ALWAYS RESPOND 'No because God is good.' I mean, you can watch his latest video or see is just an hour and 45 minutes of that. 'Don't you think it's evil for a deranged reality monster to create life just to subject it to torment?' And then the cultists goes 'No because God is good' and then Alex is like 'But it doesn't sound all that good' and the cultists responds 'No... It is though.' It's like my bit about 'Has knives.' Alex O'Connor just does the 'Has knives' bit with religious people. That's his job."
Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.
Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!