October 9th is "National Break A Tooth Day'' This day is only for hot bitches who broke their tooth!
Happy October 9th, bitch!! Break a tooth!! 😎🦷🔨
Bug day r we appreciate all bugs
It's October 9th let's hug some bugs
On October 9th you can legally tell a child under the age of 7 that Santa isn’t real
Child: excited for Christmas
Guy on October 9th: yeah, so Santa isn’t real lmao
Child: crys*
Example: for October 9th table any pictures you have of your crush, then post them in order to show your appreciation
October 9th I posted my crush on social medias.
National Kiss a wall day.
ever wanna kiss a wall you preverted weirdo? well heres the day to do it and you cant get in trouble. have fun
October 9th is national kiss a wall day.
*kisses wall*
"...what the hell?"
"Its october 9th. national kiss a wall day!"
October 9th Is international tall partner has to flirt with short partner day
“Haha you have to flirt with your short partner bc it’s October 9th!!!”
National lose your virginity day.
“Yo it’s October 9th”
“Yessir, time to lose my virginity”