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Not to be confused with the classic “yo mama jokes”. Mom jokes are inferior to the OG dad jokes. They don’t have to be funny, but they must be lame. Typically, it’s the kind of joke that you would laugh at after a hefty amount of wine and/or stress induced tears.
Mom: “Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating? They’re in a stable relationship.”
Son: “Omg, that is one of the worst mom jokes I’ve ever heard!”
we did some crazy stuff in there
when your mom was at my house she was screaming more than you and her combined when she was giving birth.
Uber protective mom, surpasses a helicopter or lawnmower mom. Does everything for the child and grossly enables the child’s learned helplessness.
She is such a kangaroo mom her kid has a tv in her vagina. In order to teach the kid you have to yell up the birth canal.
A girl saying they're your literal "mother."
Girl: OMG ur literally my son!
Guy: I just got Mom-zoned.
National Ur Mom Day is a holiday to celebrate the widely used maternal insult "ur mom"
"that's what I did on Ur Mom Day"
"Happy Ur Mom Day"
"THAT'S WHAT I DID TO UR MOM LAST NIGHT HAHAHA"
You have to tell peoples moms there beautiful and hug them to bring up there confidence
You:Hey you beautiful mom: thanks so much that boosted my confidence you:yea it’s ur mom day
Refuting the your mom gay jokes with a simple statement neither putting her neither above nor below
Your mom gay
Your mom moderate
yo... your... your dad adequate