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The average penis size is 2.2 mile
My penis is average sized or I have a Average penis size
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A nearly impossible sexual act, requires extreme control over prostate muscles and or involves the next stage in human evolution, when a girl is preforming oral sex on a man, the man has the tip of his penis open up like the claws on Dr. Octopus's arms, and clasp her head inside
If a girl sucks you off the wrong way, Penis Fly Trap her head to teach her a lesson
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Penis in Mouth Disease(PMD) is often caught by homosexuals and other promiscuous beings. It happens by being exposed to the male reproductive organ too often. After many years of exposure, there is no stopping the need for penis in ones mouth. This is the point of no return. If caught early, it can be treated.
Example 1: Ayy bro, you know that Sarah chick? Yeah, just found out last night she's got the Penis in Mouth Disease. My cocks gonna be limp for days now.
Example 2: So I was at the bar and some dude asked me if I wanted a BJ. I'm like, I'm not into that kind of stuff. It didn't stop him. I later found out he's had Penis in Mouth Disease for 13 years now.
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The sentence that can cease someone's existence, only use it towards someone you despise. Worse than ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, ur family tree LGBT, ur granny tranny, and ur granpap a trap, combined.
Guy 1: why did you not invite me to your birthday party
Guy 2: because i don't like you lol
Guy 1: don't make me do it
Guy 2: u won't pussy
Guy 1: ur penis flat
Guy 2: *jumps off a bridge*
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a loooooong wiiiide wrinkle on youe johnson
dont touch my penis wrinkle, it might bite you.
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