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NO SIMP DECEMBER

yes it’s a things, no “talking” to anyone. allowed to call people “hit,cute”. NO SIMPING. If you make it all of December without a boyfriend/girlfriend or any talking stages that probably failed u win.

“Maybe I should get his snap

No simp december

by #ilovecarmelmacchiatos December 11, 2021


leon simps

when you ditch your friends for a girl you have no chance with

Guy 1: "I can't go to Ortega today guys, I gotta play Val with a girl."
Guy 2: "I'm not surprised, he's leon simps."

by Masuda January 5, 2022


Simp-dar

6th sense, an ability for a girl to recognize that a boy is a simp

"a gal needs a good simp-dar to stay out of trouble"

by scribequeen February 13, 2022


International Simp for Gravy Day

On March 12, the world gathers together to worship and praise, and most simply simp, for the one and only Gravy. Gravy is a world influencer and today is the day he’ll be praised.

International Simp for Gravy Day is a ‘must do’ and boosts Gravy’s ego. Please celebrate it.

by Jesus-San March 12, 2021


country simp

A douche who makes him or herself over to be something they are not to legally emigrate into a country.

Doug did a shit ton of plastic surgery to country simp his way into Hondures.

by Tiberius Doohan November 16, 2021


Simp Bitch

Someone who is a beta human that drives a lemon and gets no pussy

Josh guy is such a simp bitch

by Bigwillyplaya69 May 11, 2020


Jit simp

A person that is younger than you and hangs out with their girlfriend way to damn often

Of course he’s hanging with his girl he’s a Jit Simp

by Gsizzle35 June 27, 2022