A modification of Hanlon's razor; to attribute both malice and stupidity when explaining one's behavior.
Hanlon's razor advises not to attribute malice to a behavior when it could be reasonably explained by stupidity - Trump's razor advises attributing both.
"Supporters of 47th President Trump cheered on as he promised tariffs, thinking it would harm the target nations and boost the US's economy. Both assumptions are incorrect and based in a lack of understanding of tariffs and harmful intent - hence another example of Trump's razor." - MSNBC, probably.
When your dick is under one inch hard (just like Trump’s dick).
When you go camping for three days without washing your hands, and then you grab someone's pussy (could even be your own.)
I saw the dirt under my fingernails, and I realised I must have been gritty trumpin' myself while he was banging me from behind, just now.
1). Any individual or group of people that support and follow Donald Trump's beliefs blindly. People who follow Donald Trump conspiracy theories. 2). People of low emotional IQ. 3). Immature and childish when faced with loss.
The rioters at the US Capitol were comprised of Trump Herpes.
The equivalent of $1,200 USD; also in reference to the stimulus check provided to American's during the 2020 COVID-19 Beer Virus outbreak
Billy was recently laid off from his job. Billy used one Trump Dollar to pay for a luxurious vacation instead of paying his mortgage like a logical human being.
the old decarpetated man. he is a bombdil froogfolip.
person 1: the Donald trump shooting was funny.
person 2: skibidi rizzing brb
person: 3: kill yourself
Donald trump: is f***ing hittwing dwa gwiddy
When you have been trained to defend Trump no matter how much it makes you look like a moron while he completely fucks you.
Isn’t it ironic that people that like to call other people “sheeple” are so likely to be trump broke?