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long island 2×4

When you're getting fucked and he randomly pulls out a fucking 2×4 and sticks that bitch up your ass and it comes out of your mouth

My man gave me the Long island 2×4 and blood has been squirting out of my ass ever since. I think I have cancer. So life's pretty good right now.

by Lil j Coco Puffs January 30, 2018


Mr. 3-2

A Houston rapper that died in 2016 from a gunshot near a gas station. He goes by the gov, pimpin chris, da Bossman and fat domino. His old persona was the wicked Buddha baby who influenced snoop dogg. He became the gov from 2001-2016

Person 1: What are you listening to
Person 2: Mr. 3-2
Person 1: The GOV
Person 2: Yes

by Big Sosa July 28, 2021


2 december

On this day, the most intelligent and handsome people are born. You can still be handsome or intelligent if you aren't born on 2 december though ;)

"Wow, he is so handsome and smart, he must be born on 2 december!"

by bigasshotdawg August 29, 2017


diarrehea-2

diarrehea but like 10x as bad like holy shit like ur ass be bleeding you be crying

"WAHHHH" I HAVE DIARREHEA-2 IT HURTS GOD KILL ME.

by rizzfish February 1, 2023


2 minutes to midnight

Underrated Iron Maiden song

2 minutes to midnight

The hands that threaten doom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb

by Eddie the Head July 30, 2022


2 Minutes to Midnight

Kill for gain or shoot to maim
But we don't need a reason
The golden goose is on the loose
And never out of season
Blackened pride still burns inside
This shell of bloody treason
Here's my gun for a barrel of fun
For the love of living death
The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore
2 minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb
The blind men shout, "Let the creatures out!
We'll show the unbelievers"
Napalm screams of human flames
For a prime-time Belsen feast, yeah
As the reasons for the carnage cut
Their meat and lick the gravy
We oil the jaws of the war machine
And feed it with our babies
The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore

2 minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb
The body bags and little rags
Of children torn in two
And the jellied brains of those who remain
To put the finger right on you
As the mad men play on words
And make us all dance to their song
To the tune of starving millions
To make a better kind of gun
The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore
2 minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb
Midnight
Midnight
Midnight
It's all night
Midnight
Midnight
Midnight
It's all night
Midnight, all night

by Death Menace May 16, 2023


Luigi's Mansion 2, Dark Moon

ok so in the tent luigis old tv turns on and the old guy kidnaps him because the purple moon boke because of king boo now luigi has to get all the pieces on his way he meets anoyying dog caled polterpop and has to save anoyying toads gets raped by some boss, then agian, agian, he got rid of his humping addiction now he opens things and uh.. at the end he fights haunted armour then king boo, king boo dies agan then luigi saves mario and the moon.

Luigi's Mansion 2, Dark Moon Is a great game btw I just copied that off of another guy *credits to him btw*

by lovemario4486 June 28, 2023