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To suck dick from behind and take nut in your grill.
Ex: I gave Jerome the best monkey reach around he ever had, he's never leaving me. He can kiss his side chick goodbye.
A mythical primate found mainly in the Ottawa valley but also sighted all across Canada and northern USA. A friendly and elusive creature. If your lucky enough to come in contact with it you should keep your distance. They can be very territorial when provoked. Most common sightings are in Pembroke Ontario.
We thought we saw a Canadian snow monkey while hiking in Nidenes bush in Pembroke.
It is on October 29 and you have to worship the god by dressing up as him.
Jack: Why are you dressed up as Le Monkey?
Joe: It’s Le Monkey Day
A movement for the lives of all the monkeys in need. Something that promotes monkey well being and stands for all monkey kind. The monkey movement was founded by Connor H, Andreas B, and Wilfthemilf.
Weak-minded, drug-addicted white trash from Southern Ohio who couldn't make a single good decision if their life depended on it.
Your out of work brother is such an Appalachian shit monkey!
A white person whom makes a lot of racist jokes but is not racist (and likes fruit)
Jimmy is an African fruit monkey whom is always telling black jokes.
Urban Monkey Warfare occurs when a large number of crazy, possibly diseased, monkeys invade an urban area and proceed to systematically attack the human population. The humans in turn have no choice but to defend themselves, and the army is called in, turning the urban areas into large battlezones. The biggest ever Urban Monkey War was fought in Minto, NSW. The humans ultimately won, but both sides sustained heavy losses.
Urban Monkey Warfare is also the title of a song by KMFDM.
"If you see a large number of crazy monkeys near your house, prepare for Urban Monkey Warfare!"
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