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Don't name your friends

IM GONNA DO IT IM GONNA NAME MY FRIENDS

Don't name your friendsDon't name your friends Don't name your friends

by Sans car April 15, 2020

13๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


It really be your own friends

When itโ€™s not your enemies who hurt you, but your own friends. A phrase to be used when you feel betrayed by the people you thought were on your side

Me: itโ€™s my first time making a vlog so be nice when you watch it
Friend: no, Iโ€™m gon judge it into the ground ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค
Me: it really be your own friends ๐Ÿ˜”

Brutus: *stabs Caesar in the back*
Caesar: it really be your own friends...

by flagpole48 June 30, 2018

20๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


two best friends

i ainโ€™t never seen two pretty best friends one of em is always ugly

have u see those two best friends

i ainโ€™t ever seen two pretty best friends

yes one of them is always ugly

by julianna esposito November 4, 2020

3๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


tell your friend

when you stick someone with a plasma grenade in Halo and they run to someone else on their team right before it blows up so they both die and you get a double kill.

In Halo I stuck an opponent with a plasma grenade and yelled "tell your friend" and he did, so I got a double kill.

by tayna273 October 7, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Guy best friend

A great guy youโ€™ll ever meet
He cares bout you boo
He is there for you 24/7
Heโ€™s awesome

Heโ€™s funny
Heโ€™s coooolio
Heโ€™s amazing

He is creative
Heโ€™s him self.

Girl1: whoโ€™s that kid?
Girl2: heโ€™s my guy best friend.

by Who be you crying January 27, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


no better friend, no worse enemy

This person is a badass who sticks closer than a brother, as long as you donโ€™t cross him.

I believe no better friend, no worse enemy is a motto for the US Marines.

by Scottyallen February 7, 2018


Your best friend's girlfriend

The girl that your best friend is dating, who is obligated to be a total bitch because of some subliminary life cliche. She will be clingy, possessive, and controlling, giving you little to no bro-time.

You and other friends will be forced to accept her into your social circle, but will talk mass loads of shit on her whenever you get the chance.

Your friend and your best friend's girlfriend-

"Hey bro, you still drinking with us this weekend?"

"Can't dude, I have to hang out with Carly."

"But broski, you've hung out with her everyday for six days now- Whatever, just bring her with."

"She doesn't want too, dude, sorry."

by Austavious Rex March 30, 2010

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