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National throw a shoe at your friend day!
A day in which when you see your friend you take off your shoe and throw it at them
Friend 1: I’d run if I where you
Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: (takes of shoe) it’s December 5
Friend 2: oh shit
December 5th is national ask out your crush day!
Boy: Hey you wanna go out with me?
Girl: Sure! But why did you ask me out today?
Boy: Because it's December 5th
national send nudes to everyone in your contacts
hey here are some of my nudes because it is december 5
uhh no thx
dc here
December 5th is the day you suck your best friends dick
Girl: ITS HEAD DAY
Boy:ITS DECEMBER 5th
Me: has crazy hair
Friend: why is your hair crazy
Me: its december 5!
On this day a Joseph Vijay Chandrasekhar one of the biggest fan is born
Joseph Vijay Chandrasekhar big south Asian actor.
Jack: did you watch Joseph Vijay Chandrasekhar newest movie yet
Manav: YOu were born on December 5
boy: do you want to have bazoonga?
girl: yes but i’m on my period
boy: oh well, it’s december 5th