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Send your boyfriend a booty pic day!
On this day, it’s suggested that all girlfriends send their boyfriends a booty pic - to help them get through the day, of course.
“What’s today’s date?”
“December 29th”
“Really? I almost forgot to send my boyfriend a pic!”
It’s the day of the holy jasmine
“What day is it?”
“It’s the day of the holy jasmine of course, it’s the 6th of December ”
Girls can finger/get fingered until they can’t stand no more okurrrrrr
Boy 1- “Yo,, it’s Diddly-Do December,, imma go finger her diddly do until my finger breaks”
Boy 2- “I’m gay so imma finger my ass hole”
If you’re a guy you would now act like a girl so if you see a girl that leaves you on open for a mili-second u must spam them saying omg why did u leave me on open meanieee or “wyd?” Every minute And if your a girl then decide for yourself cause I’m a guy :/
M“Why did u leave me on open?”
G“Ummm aren’t I supposed to say that”
M”it’s Identify December lady”
G”aren’t you supposed to be nutting?”
M”shut up I lost ok”
Date of birth of a giant son of a bitch who did a marathon with a wooden cross (400 kilograms) on his back and ended the Roman Empire in a basketball championship.
X: Do you remember 25 december year 1 a.c?
Y: No, I didn't-...
X: Tuh muertoh quilloh
Y: XD
X: Vivacristorei
prank your friend that is a girl by saying you like them
i dont know how to tell you this but i like you
November 26 - December 3rd
Go crazy in december is all im sayin🤷🏾 ♂️
balls deep december gone go crazy