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National Fat friend day where you celebrate ur big friend. Get them lots of food to fill there large bellies.
National Fat Friend day = celebrate your fat friend
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He looks like a fucking meatball. He is the fattest person on earth. When you zoom into the google maps You see Conor.
He is slower than a granny who is 196 years old. He is the person I hate the most.
Conor da fat fuck is playing football and trying to run but with the speed of walking.
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Why should anyone listen to me? Well, it's that long hard monster brain of mine. That's reason enough. Isn't it?
Hym "Don't you know? Can't you tell!? The size of things dictates our behavior round here. See, the fact that I got this big fat girthy brain means that all the academics should be just a-clamoring to listen to me. And they're right to do it too cus if you're going to listen to anybody it should be somone with a big ole brain."
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on december 5th you can slap any fat person you want no matter what they say
Yo it’s december 5th let’s go slap Jaden it’s national slap a fat person day !
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A strong cup of coffee with lots of milk in Starbonics, the official speak of Starbucks that has no meaning in the real world and was made up by the marketing department. In the real world sizes are called small, medium and large. So this would be a pint of milk with 4 shots of espresso, which makes it a large.
Customer: "Can I have a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso?"
Barista: "You mean a quad venti non-fat latte?"
Customer: "No, a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso. Do you have shit in your ears?"
Barista: "Whatever."
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A large and slightly obese nigga giving anal sex to one’s self
I would love a big fat nigger in my bum right about now
Meaner version of "Joe mama" Heres an example
Joe: Hello Bud
Bud: help but Joe mama do be fat doe.
Joe: HEE-