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The sexual act in which a chubby chaser lays face up on the bedroom floor then his/her morbidly obese partner over 300 lbs in weight squatts on the chubby chaser's face and farts. This act got its name from when the first hunter-gatherers all the way up until early AMH (anatomically modern homo sapeins) would make the mistake of getting in too close to kill their megafauna menu items that would sqaut on the faces of their attackers and fart, shart or shit as they died from the wounds.
According to the WHO, the leading cause of death in chubby casers is the jurassic fart.
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comonly known as a queef with liquid spray exuting from the vagina.... usually may take place while or as a female has reached her peak and has extra juices, also known as cum... the queef pressures the cum out and that is why the spray fart exists
"Oh my god , bitch u just vagina spray farted all over my dick."
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self explanatory- also called BVF.
if someone is about to puke yell,
"BVF" or "Bloody vagina farts"
this should induce them to puke.
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the result of a large chili feast
after the chili dinner, we had a huge fart-o-rama
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How you describe a meeting to a colleague that wasn't there that turns into a smelly mess because of big egos, bad process and attitudes, and someone in particular who wants control but doesn't have it making a big stink.
I came back from the meeting and my colleague took one look at my face and said 'how did the meeting go?' and I said: "it stank...like a bad fart... a bad fart meeting".
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The Fart Injection Threshold (FIT) is the exact pressure necessary for a person's "hiney" which is properly and securely mated with a cloth surface (couch, car seat, pillow, etc.) to break through the somewhat permeable fabric with flatulence. If one cheek of said hiney is higher than the other or your pelvis is tilted, the fart will fail to penetrate the fabric barrier and thus pass through the choad channel and dust the back of your testies.
1. Last week I had to put plastic on my couch because some bad children broke into my house and fumigated my furniture. Good thing scientists have yet to discover how to break the Fart Injection Threshold of 3,000 Mil plastic.
2. Yo, my girlfriend has such a sexy butt, I used to always sniff her car seat. That was until her pops told me that he frequently breaks the Fart Injection Threshold of her car seat when he borrows her car to get Indian food!
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When a group of people here a loud BOOM far away, and one person in that group says SORRY as if he had just farted.
hahaha did you just far away fart?
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