his curly hair is bigger than his whole body and he has skinny little girl legs but they’re hairy. he likes staring at people creepily and is weirdly good at art. def gives bottom energy and looks like a stoner freak. His snake bite piercings make it look like he’s always drooling. He gets in peoples faces and makes scary faces at people. he’s a whole ass jump-scare. He has a Minecraft world dedicated to his ex girlfriend filled with cats. He wears really long basketball shorts and enjoys games from the mf 1930’s. He has a really hot sister so he’s def the ugly sibling. secretly listens to Billie Eillish in his free time. he wants to die on a rollercoaster. and he shakes and shivers when he smokes. works at mexican restaurants.
Dylan Green has a mommy kink
The act of simultaneously picking your nose and receiving oral sex; this act tends to result in the need to place the booger in her hair.
Eh Brah, I was gettin killer head from my girl but had a mean ass tar ball up my nose.
Sick man. What'd you do?
Only thing I could, pull a Green Gobbler and gave her a haupia cream glaze.
If a guy named karl has green clothes on, they are called karl green.
"Hey karl you lookin kinda karl green"
The form of payment exchanged for a hooker, money you spend on a hooker; usually one dollar bills.
"I need to find an ATM to get some more hooker's green."
To want to catch and have an urge to have sex with lucky charms Lepercon.
Dude I think I have green balls It may be magically delicious.
When you cause your partner to be aroused while outdoors, but there is no available space to have secret outdoor sex.
I gave my girlfriend green balls at Wet n' Wild.
When a man’s Genitals Start to grow mold on them.
It’s very gross
Boy: I’ve got GREEN BALLS
Girl: ew fuck off-