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The salty curtains of a woman's clam. They often give a fishy odour which may be repulsive to some but some people known as Fishermen spend their lives looking for the King Salmon. There has been one official sighting of the King Salmon by Alan Bleacher who preached of its leather like texture. It has been reported to be over 65 kilograms and is supposedly extremely baggy from extreme penetration from 4 black men at once. There is a crusty white covering over the rat infested hole. The surface is now toxic and melts anything that touches it making entry virtually impossible. A children's book has now been written titled "Where's Clammy" in whch you must find the glory hole on each page.
King Salmon once said, "I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved."
A man willing to bargain anything for the number 69.
There was once a man that made a deal with the Game master of a Table Top game. He offered his soul to win the game, "I will roll a d100 15 times, if I get a 69 I win the game" the man said, "I will accept that offer" said the GM. The man got the number 69 in 2 tries. I hereby declare you the King of the 69th Legion.
what you think you are a big man
What do you think you are a king willie?
Dee Dee King is the name Dee Dee Ramone used during his rap phase.
He first released a single titled ‘Funky Man’ in 1987, and in 1989 he released his album ‘Standing in the Spotlight’. His album was a flop and came to be known as a “so bad it was good” album.
Guy 1: My favourite rapper is Dee Dee King
Guy 2: What a wuss
Dee Dee King is the name Dee Dee Ramone used during his rap phase.
He first released a single titled ‘Funky Man’ in 1987, and in 1989 he released his album ‘Standing in the Spotlight’. His album was a flop and came to be known as a “so bad it was good” album.
Guy 1: My favourite rapper is Dee Dee King
Guy 2: What a wuss
A king willy is when you put a bump of coke in your pubes and get a girl to top you off, if she can deepthroat your schmeat successfully and reach the bump with her nose then she gets free coke.
Bro im telling you, if she can do a king willy then she is thr girl for you.