The month of reckoning where any man where murder his meat
Bruh I'm really bouta murder Meat march
Treat a one night stand in the morning as if she were available to everyone else.
I can't remember the last girl I've hooked up with with gf potential. They've all been Curb Meat"
A misogynistic man that has been run over by a motor vehicle at a rate of speed fast enough to kill him on impact.
Woman 1: Can you believe the foul things he said about her? I hope karma gets him.
woman 2: Didn’t you see the news? He’s street meat now. Good riddance!
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When a skinny person with a small penis whacks off while they have a yeast infection.
“Ey man how’s your yeast infection”
“It’s still pretty bad but I had to give in a jerk off last night. I made a baby meat bone bread sandwich”
Extremely painful anal sex from the man's or "dominant" person's perspective
When I tried anal for the first time with my girl it was a meat grinder
Receiving a blow job from anyone with braces.
The Doc said, I mines well have stuck my pecker dick in a meat grinder...