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when driving through Texas (or any other Midwest/Southern state) your car breaks down in the nighttime. The "friendly" locals all liquored up on moonshine (Texas Tea) come to help you out. But instead of helping you with your car they all gang rape you until you are a bloody mess.
"Hey Jimmy what took you so long to get to my house it almost 4 am? and why do you look like shit?"
"my car broke down and those F&*%ing Texans raped the shit out of me"
"wow was that your first Texas Tea Party? because I've been to three. they sure are fun aren't they?"
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A group made up of people with one fake ruler who thinks it's okay to dictate people around so they will follow. This group likes to create problems and blame them on others. They claim to be original but are really followers.
The party rock crew are so original
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A Boston Teabag Party is executed between two persons who are being carnal. One partner defecates on the other's scrota, then fellates said scrota.
This move was invented by Carrot Top.
Linderdouche had a Boston Teabag Party last night at his place....with his dog.
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When two partners, gay or straight, assume the sixty-nine position then proceed to urinate in each others mouths.
The Portuguese Tea Party was quite delightful!
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Noun. 1. Clutter; mess; disarray. 2. Lots of people; esp. unorganized. 3. The act of eating oatmeal.
1. The attic was quite the oatmeal party from years of acquiring junk. 2. The court house lobby was a bit of an oatmeal party once the trial was over. 3. Mike and his brothers were having an oatmeal party in the kitchen.
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when a girl is experiancing an amazing period.
John: Why is susan squirming around in her seat?
Jimmy: Oh, Don't mind her. She is just having a red party in her pants.
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When two partners, gay or straight, assume the sixty-nine position and proceed to urinate in each others mouths
The Portuguese Tea Party was quite delightful last night!
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