___the.weird._.simp

The best, cutest person and mutual, literally the best person on the whole world <3.

-Who’s ___the.weird._.simp?
-The cutest person on the whole word

I'm a simp

Well congrats on simping on a 16 year old.

Brooo i'm a simp\

GIT AWAY STRANGER DANGER.

Female simp

Madcat

“Geez bro, madcat is such a female simp”

No simp September

Can’t simp for a month #legendare status

It’s no simp September!

Language Simp

The most fake "hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male" on the planet

Guy: do you watch Language Simp on YT? He's the best language teacher in the world!

Other Guy: He is not "the best language teacher in the world", he's a fake language teacher who teaches everybody a bunch of fake stuff about languages.

Filoni Simp

A Filoni Simp is anyone who blindly loves Dave Filoni, believes everything he says or does without question, and is triggered by any kind of evidence that shows he destroyed Star Wars continuity both before and after Disney purchased the franchise.

This Filoni Simp was in my comment section bitching that I was too harsh for calling "The Clone Wars", Star Wars for people with room temperature IQs.

Kitzinger simp

literally any mf named angelo. also, this dude usually lives inside a tree, and he sometimes eats the birds that come by raw. sometimes they think miracle day was good as well

where's angelo? he's probably in the tree, the little Kitzinger simp!