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When a girl tosses you off so good that it feels heavenly.
I got with a girl the other day, and I was touched by the Hand of God.
Someone who is typically sweaty or unreasonably good at a video game
Person 1: "Did you see that dude hit a 360 noscope?!"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a fucking grease god."
Mom: You have to do your homework, dishes, and every single chore in the house
You: For the love of god please for the love of god!
Oh crap of frick oh god oh FRICK CRAP OH NO GOD
This sentence is used whenever:
1-Robbers have broken into your house
2-The airplane came, but the wrong one. Said before the airplane crashes into your house.
3-What a child says when they learn "almost curse words" for the first time
4-what you say before your uncle Declan plays the touching game and you don't want to
Mother:here comes the airplane *moves her hand around, spoon in hand.*
Child:*looks outside* Mama-
Mother:Oh crap of frick oh god oh FRICK CRAP OH NO GOD
Child:Crap frick
Mother:don't say that, little billy
Child:mama
Mother:awww
Turns out they were dreaming after the incident in a coma, and little billy never said mama at the end.
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ITS YOU!!
Literally the best, amazing, beautiful person. Literally just you. Take a seat GODNESS
Person : Who are you?
You: Im "GODNESS"
The ultimate nickname for beer. It's the golden fuel that God made specifically to keep giving us good times. The ultimate in liquid refreshment.
Dude... we're only in the fourth inning of this men's league game and we're out of God's Gatorade... we're fucked