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A big dick sexy mf ❤️
“James Seawright is one sexy nigga”
Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊
Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!
James Thomas Grear (born June 5, 1962) is an American gospel musician. He started his music career, in 1998, with Company that are based out of Minneapolis, Minnesota. He has released eight albums, with three of them charting on the Billboard magazine Gospel Albums chart. He has released albums with a few labels, such as the following: Born Again Records, Diamante Records, Liquid 8 Records, Alliant Music Group, Habakkuk Music, Echo Park Records.
A man who hits 7 good golf shots and 300 triple texts and all of the sudden thinks he is "HIM".
I rizzed this girl up so hard they are going to have to start calling me James "HIM" Athy!
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someone who is usually well hung, desperate for attention, looks for women in the local Manchester area and isn't afraid to show what he's into
'Craigslist Personals'
'showing results for Men looking for women'
'James 44 from Manchester UK'
Frederick is a man who has a micro pp. He will never be able to please a woman and will have no chance of giving a girl an orgasm. He is also a spaz who is exceptionally fast. He will also argue with his male teachers in middle and high school. On top of that he will meet a girl named Sierra and will like her. He will soon lose interest but than faller for her again and they will get married. They will have around 10 children.
Your a Frederick JAmes Hofman
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Frederick is a man who has a micro pp. He will never be able to please a woman and will have no chance of giving a girl an orgasm. He is also a spaz who is exceptionally fast. He will also argue with his male teachers in middle and high school. On top of that he will meet a girl named Sierra and will like her. He will soon lose interest but than faller for her again and they will get married. They will have around 10 children.
Your a Frederick JAmes Hofman