The perfect friend Johns are always kind and they are always there for you no matter what and they can be a butthole sometimes but they are always there for you
Person:what’s your friends name me: John person: you have a good friend
The most amazing and perfect person you will ever meet. A little bit shy and anti social but really charismatic. Treats his girlfriend like an actual princess and is a total gentleman and would never hurt her. Really strong and handsome with a beautiful smile and the most wonderful eyes.
He will be cold towards you the first time he talks to you but eventually he will warm up. Cold to strangers, a sweetheart to the one he loves. Funny and really intelligent, all around just perfect and..
The man of my dreams
Girl 1:" you can be so lucky to call John yours! He is such a gentleman"
Girl 2:"i know, he is perfect"
A man that passionately loves massive red throbbing cock ripping his anus. Typically done by black fem boys.
Some fucking asshole that will steal all your girls. Good at giving head tho. Enjoy that 50 bucks John.
Oh yes John 🥵
To call someone who gets really angry at something. It is to make them angrier
John is used to make someone angrier when already angry at something