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when you ditch your friends for a girl you have no chance with
Guy 1: "I can't go to Ortega today guys, I gotta play Val with a girl."
Guy 2: "I'm not surprised, he's leon simps."
6th sense, an ability for a girl to recognize that a boy is a simp
"a gal needs a good simp-dar to stay out of trouble"
On March 12, the world gathers together to worship and praise, and most simply simp, for the one and only Gravy. Gravy is a world influencer and today is the day he’ll be praised.
International Simp for Gravy Day is a ‘must do’ and boosts Gravy’s ego. Please celebrate it.
Nosey ass neighbors who simp over every inch of your dick.
Goddamn simps next door are snooping my damn logs
that one cult from ds (diesel) discord that only had like 2 members.
simpette: aha wanna join my simp cult?
some random guy: sure
simpette: cool
simp: cool