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When you're a dark alleyway in the Brazilian province of Buenos Aires, and a homeless man offers a service to you 10 Brazilian reals
Male 1: Dude! This guy just gave me a "Brazilian Butt Job" for just ten reals!
Male 2: Bro... where?
Ejaculating into a bowl of clam chowder.
It was his first time doing The Boston Job so his fingers got all clammy.
The act of having sexual intercourse with an African American woman whom is covered in bushes baked beans, while sitting in a reclining chair, while there is complete silence, with a candle to your left, as cars 2 is playing in the background and , whispering softly to you “this nigga eatin beans”.
Damn dude shaqesha just gave me a bean job so good I never wanted to get up
when a person with the last name blum sucks you till you cum
that blum job sucked me
When an individual sneezes during oral sex and proceeds to use the snot to lubricate the penis.
Wow rob gave me a great snot job
The act of getting enough sleep for a REM (Rapid Eye Movement) sleep cycle.
Dude my boss just gave me a REM-Job last night!
I don’t sleep. I get REM-Jobs.
A job that should be easy in concept but is actually quite difficult in application.
Is this an Adam Job, because I don't know how we are going to get this done.