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The elogated form of wtf, without actually saying "what the fuck?"
Double you tee eff! Why did you just say that you idiot?!?!
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orthodontic braces for straightening teeth
It was REAL scary when Rita came down on me with her double decker pecker wreckers.
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The double Glock Glock combo is a oral sex position usually used by the female to the male
Female: you finna get your self the Double Glock Glock Combo
Male: shawty you bad!
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A discipline of masturbation characterized by extraordinary vigor and skill, as well as enormous genital peril. In trained hands, double fisted monkey style can form a glorious, balanced union between a man and his fingers. In untrained hands, it can lead to genital fracturing, inversion, or worse.
"Dude, Bob tried Double Fisted Monkey Style last night."
"Oh no! I warned him! Did he survive?"
"The hospital said he might eventually recover partial use of his legs. They dug his penis out of a tree two miles downwind."
"That stupid son of a bitch."
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When one's thumbs shake, quiver, and hurt at rest due to over-texting. Usually a result of unlimited texting plans. It becomes easier to text than to actually speak to someone. Inflammation grows within the joints of the thumb and may cause swelling. May occur when dating someone extremely younger than oneself, or possibly a cougar/manther on the prowl in silent mode. Even a simple thumb's up can cause severe pain.
Manther: Ever since I've been dating this freshman babe, my thumbs hurt. Is it cause I've been jerkin off too much?
Manther Friend: When's the last time you actually talked to her?
Manther: Dude, now that you mention it, like a month ago...she only texts me all day long.
Manther Friend: You have double text thumb arthritis yo!
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When someone is not so ugly that they need to wear a paper bag over their face, but also, you need to wear one too - just in case theirs falls off!
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1. Snoop Dogg, the incredible rapper from Long Beach...(one of his many nicknames)
2. A "gangzta" spelling of the word 'dogg.'
1. Man, did you see da D O double G in concert last night? shit was off da hook!!
2. Wasup my d o double g??
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