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John

Bamboozles you into horrible Rarebreed updates that ruin the sports channels

W- “Who’s that?”

L- “That’s John, the guy that bamboozled me into a shitty Rarebreed update

by BoogieLoogie November 23, 2021


John

A good friend who will be nice and will always stick with his friends

boy: who is that guy?
also boy: i think its john he is really nice.

by Mr. Monke MAn May 14, 2021


John

the most smexiest asian in the world. he is very kind, cute and girls love him. he is a very good friend you will want to have.

hey john you are very cute

by collllsiwppa October 19, 2019


jOHn

Saying "jOHn" is a way of telling any of your friends named John "oh" while calling them at the same time.

John: do u no de wae
Someone: jOHn....that is a dead meme.

by Alola_ March 17, 2018


john

john is a dickhead. he is unloyalw, untrustworthy and a fuckboy. he will date you for a few weeks, break up with you and 8 months later, chat you up again. he will make you feel special for a month or so, but then dump you like the time you spent together was nothing. ladies, do not date a john!

girl 1: hey is that your boyfriend? what's his name?
girl 2: john. he's so sweet :)
girl 1: nuh uh honey, you have to break up with him NOW!
girl 2: why?
girl 1: sis he's a J. his name begins with the letter J.

by agirlthatdatedaboynamedjohn June 5, 2020


John

A guy named John.

Do you want some pizza John?

by YelKyr January 8, 2022


John

A really common first name in the United States of America.

John.

by tarshboy69 May 31, 2021