Bamboozles you into horrible Rarebreed updates that ruin the sports channels
W- “Who’s that?”
L- “That’s John, the guy that bamboozled me into a shitty Rarebreed update”
A good friend who will be nice and will always stick with his friends
boy: who is that guy?
also boy: i think its john he is really nice.
the most smexiest asian in the world. he is very kind, cute and girls love him. he is a very good friend you will want to have.
Saying "jOHn" is a way of telling any of your friends named John "oh" while calling them at the same time.
John: do u no de wae
Someone: jOHn....that is a dead meme.
john is a dickhead. he is unloyalw, untrustworthy and a fuckboy. he will date you for a few weeks, break up with you and 8 months later, chat you up again. he will make you feel special for a month or so, but then dump you like the time you spent together was nothing. ladies, do not date a john!
girl 1: hey is that your boyfriend? what's his name?
girl 2: john. he's so sweet :)
girl 1: nuh uh honey, you have to break up with him NOW!
girl 2: why?
girl 1: sis he's a J. his name begins with the letter J.