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How long you say your penis is to people you talk to through the miracle of intarweb.
Yeah? Well MY internet penis is THIS big!
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The bead of semen that is left on the tip of the penis immediately after withdrawing the penis after ejaculating in an orifice.
"Man my post penis drip just stained my boxers!!"
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Legendary dick said to be wielded by a magical wizard who's powers rival that of Jesus himself.
Notable Figures in History who died searching for the PoD;
Billy Mays
Elvis Presley
2PAC
Steve Irwin
Adolf Hitler
Bruce Lee
John F. Kennedy
John Lennon
Pope John Paul II
Julius Caesar
Christopher Colombus
Amelia Earhart
The PoD should not be taken lightly. It is said the one bearing the PoD shall rise again to conquer nations and your mothers pussy. If you encounter the chosen one shield your eyes for his mighty package will melt your face clean off.
Heed this warning and do not fall to the ill fate of those brave souls listed above.
PoD: Penis of Destiny
An ancient spanish manuscript translated from Latin reads:
Colombus sailed the ocean blue in 1492,
He found a cock the size of the Gibralter rock,
and he died a slow painfull face melting death.
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An insult used by weird people in Ohio.
Angery Guy: You're a sneaky little penis.
The birth name of the actor Dick Van Dyke.
Penis Von Lesbian was a budding actor unable to find work in Hollywood because of his offensive name until he changed it to Dick Van Dyke.
This is a lyric of a mostly disliked song , Transphobic Techno by Your favorite Martian.
A: Lemme show you this song I found, it like 11 years old!
B: How does the lyrics go?
A: uh.. Bitch got a penis
B: Oh, that song, isn't it by Your favorite Martian?
A: Obviously!
nigga: *takes off pants*
girl: *sniffs* "guacamole nigga penis"