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When someone poops their pants and doesn’t change. The poop sags in their crotch region and leaves the impression of a boner… but is really just a poop bulge.
“Yeah I really thought he was into me… his hard on was so noticeable…”
“So why didn’t you two hook up?”
“It was just a poop bulge.”
Just a more descrete way of telling someone to eat shit, usually used in online forms
That one pooping feeling where you have a nice poop and nothing goes wrong and your poop slides out perfectly and you get awesome poop feeling
i just had the best pooping feeling!!!!!
When you have to push a deuce out so hard that it feels so painful that it’s like your turning into a werewolf. The poop it’s self is also huge enough to clog a toilet and it almost looks like it was layed by a werewolf
Yesterday, I had to push out a painful werewolf poop.
Chad Green, Relief pitcher for the Toronto Blue Jays
Chad Green is so poop and butt
Something only an idiot would say.
I won a humongous poop in the library
If you think Poop is sexy, and you think Sex is sexy, then I have the definition for you. Poop sex is a very intimate act between two scat fans where poop is involved. I'm talking Cleveland steamers, fat poopy drizzlers, and shitty muck clogglers.
Poop sex is entirely dependent on what you and your partner ate that morning. Some Poop Sex fans enjoy if their partner only ate corn for the previous 3 days before their encounter. Others prefer a sloppy, greasy mess.
Either way, Poop Sex is versatile enough as a sex act that almost all scat fans can enjoy.
Hey love. I haven't had sex in a few days, and I definitely haven't had Poop Sex in a few weeks. Would you be cool with some gaping Poop Sex this afternoon?