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During vaginal sex from behind, i.e. doggie style, the man, or woman with strap on, inserts index and middle fingers into the anus of the pentrated. Forming the fingers into a hook shape, the woman is lifted up and down on the phallus by the "hook", or hand, as if she were a piece of "meat." Hence, New Jersey Meat Hook
I bent her over and gave her the new jersey meat hook. She loved it... absolutely loved it.
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**ABBREVIATION NOT TO BE MISTAKEN WITH NATIONAL ENGLISH HONOR SOCIETY**
9:1 teacher-student ratio - you'll get the help you need... probably
95% graduation rate (somewhat higher than state avg.)
Don't even bother reading the google reviews; they're complete and utter bull-crap. Talk about a lack of diversity within the school itself - the public statistics speak for themselves. This school is infatuated with boasting about its notable former alumni (Snooki, Keith Jones, other D-list celebrities) and athletic awards/recognitions, but fail to notice that it's only mere survivorship bias. Don't like it? Allentown's choice-eligible.
Looking for a great word to describe the school itself? I'll give you one: Yee-yee
NEHS-sympathizers, fΜΆiΜΆgΜΆhΜΆtΜΆ ΜΆmΜΆeΜΆ let's agree to disagree.
Concerned mother: "New Egypt High School!? Are you s-sure there's no other o-options? *trembling in terror* I want my BABY to be safe from DRUGS and BULLYING an-and..."
Realtor: "Well, there's Allentown High Sch-"
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When you fuck someone in the ass and immediately shove your shit covered dick in their mouth.
Yo, that motherfucker gave her a New York Chili Dog last night.
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When someone is being complete and utterly stupid.
"Are you on that new drug called retard?" Is what you would ask the "Cash Me Ousside" girl.
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When you vomit in a girls vagina while going down on her.
Man i was so sick from that smell i made a New York City Taco
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A moment for when you get hit on by a group of Indian girls.
Man, my friend doesn't even talk to me during school anymore because he's got his brown ass in a New Delhi Dick Burrito.
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New York Institute of Technology (NYiT)
Person 1: Man, there are a lot of brown people at New York Indian Tribe.
Person 2: Yea, I bet they're all in the DO program too.
Person 1: Yea. Hey, let's go try breathing underwater!
Person 2: Sounds like a plan!
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