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A magical playland where a pedophile in a mouse costume watches children play and gives them fake money in the form of tickets. A place where losing in skeeball or not getting a 10,000 ticket prize results in children crying out of sheer depression. A place where workers couldn't give less of a shit who does what. A place where little childrens birthday parties are held and a giant animatronic mouse often malfunctions causing little Sally to act like a broken twig bitch. Diseases.
Sally stop crying in Chuck E Cheeses the mouse isn't real it's a robot, beyotch!
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To have some kind of STI that affects the appearance of your genitals.
Dude 1: Man there's no way I'm getting any action tonight
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude 1: I've got cheese on my keyboard
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A piece of any kind of cheese, that is in a shape of a nipple and is made in or came from Mongolia.
Emma: hey look at that cheese
Bri: Ha it's in a shape of a nipple.
Emma: I know thats so cool
Bri: hey look it says it's from Mongolia
Emma: It's Mongolian Nipple Cheese
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A Dick Cheese Pirate is one who deeply enjoys pirating dick cheese for their own personal use
guy1: what is cody doing?
guy2: being a greasy dick-cheese pirate.
guy1: figures...
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When u jizz in your hand then wipe it on your pubes and then the girl licks it off
I think the girl liked the philly cheese steak i just gave her.
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(Must be done in Russia) When one does down on either a loose bitch, or an underaged hooker in a tanning bed. First you must take an Ambien. The process is started by the man prairie-dogging the woman while on top of her in the tanning bed. He then shoots his baby gravy all over her chest. By now the symptoms of the Ambien should kick in, and you both pass out on top of her, thus sticking together and getting some nice grill marks.
FUCK that's a good Ukranian Cheese Sandwich tan.
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A state of extreme inebriation.
"I had too much to drink last night, I was grilled cheese."
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