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hand job

when a girl has or hasn't already gaven the man a blow job(blowing of the dick) she put her hand on his dick and god up and down. as he replays with a small moaning.

Chelsea gave isaiah a hand job last night !!

by allnighter23 February 28, 2016


Hand Job

Getting down on your knees, putting your hands together, and praying to God

Mom: “have you given Jesus a hand job today”
Daughter: “What the fuck

by SuperSonnek December 11, 2020


hand model

A person who intentionally takes a selfie of their hand in another persons selfie so that their presence will be known to another person who might be lurking

Ivan the hand model appeared in his new girlfriends instagram selfie earlier today

by niallernomi September 4, 2015


throw hands with my glands

Slang for masturbation.

Oof just got home from hanging out with the boys, boutta throw hands with my glands if ya know what I mean 😉

by Urban Daddy August 11, 2018


McLend me a Hand

When your Irish buddy and you go to the park after dark after hitting puberty to jerk off and you end up behind the same bush by accident. He then asks you for assistance with his stiffy.

Oh man, we just ended up behind this same bush with boners. Could you McLend me a hand?

by Scotty Nice January 15, 2021


Left Handed Dirty Bandage

When your partner wraps her used pad around your dick and gives you a handjob.

"She gave me the ol' left handed dirty bandage last night, the blood makes for good lube!"

by LeftHandedDirtyBandage June 11, 2022


Hand sesh

Hand job

You up for a hand sesh?

by Pika pika March 1, 2019