red-diaper baby

Someone who was brought up in a liberal, leftist background

"...I knew Rorty a little; he was a shy and gentle man, a red-diaper baby who grew up to be a bird-watcher and a savorer of Proust and Kant in their original languages."
(from RICHARD RORTY’S PHILOSOPHICAL ARGUMENT FOR NATIONAL PRIDE by Stephen Metcalf)

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Red Band Gang

A secret gang much like fight club but no fighting. Each member has a rubber red band around the wrist. If you know, you know. If not you need to be invited. "For the fucking elite."

Go get out of my house you non red band gang member.

Omg you're in the RBG too? FOR THE FUCKING ELITE yassss

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Bloody/Red eagle

The process of splitting a person alive on a table and then breaking 1 rib on each side directly accross from eachother and then pulling the lungs out through the opening causing the person to look like a bird with red wings. Quite Painfull.

That motherfucker snitched....were givin him a Bloody/Red eagle....and its gonna hurt...

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The Little Red Rover

This is when the man pisses inside the vagina then eats it out with Franks Red Hot.

There are too many calories in a little red rover. But i love it anyway.

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red c hair

red c hair smaller than a c hair because red hair is the finest hair in terms of thickness

Missed by a red c hair

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Red Light Fever

The feeling of being horny in the Red Light District from the overcrowding prostitutes and/or hookers

"Yeh man, got head from a virgin prostitute, that intersection always gives Red Light Fever" (Also listen to"Red Light Fever" by the heavy metal band "Venom", which explains it even better than a plain definition)

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Red Vs Blue

One of the funniest comedy websites available on the internet. The creators use linked X-boxes along with their Halo games to make a comedy based in the popular "Blood Gulch" map. Definately worth a look.
www.redvsblue.com

Dude, did you catch the newest Red vs Blue? It's fan-fucking-tastic!

Church:Tex walked up to him, pulled his skull out of his head, and beat him to death with it.

Blue:Wait a second...how do you beat someone to death with their own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible.

Church:That's exactly what Jimmy kept screaming.

Jimmy:THIS DOESN'T *WHAM* SEEM PHYSICALLY *WHAM* POSSIBLE!

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