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its the sentence you should always say before you smack something round or shiny or newly shaved.
It's origins are not confirmed as it has been remade many times but all the evidence point out to this one vid where A DUDE SEES HIS SMALL 9 YEAR OLD OR SOMETHING BROTHER PLAY MINECRAFT AND THEN THEY GUY SAYS THE SENTENCE AND WHOPS THE KID'S HEAD, RESULTING IN A EAR DEAFFING SCREAM...
"Hmm you playin' minecraft... I like ya cut g!"
*atomic slap to a bald child's head
*child screams
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A phrase commonly used when readying for an epic night of soaking up dance culture. Implies that one will be partying particularly vigorously at various venues.
Jack: "So, are you going to party in town tonight Joe?"
Joe "For sure. I'll be hitting the clubs like a baby seal."
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Yea, if you're on here, sorry, but I can't come over to give you a full makeover. This dumbass typing is the best it'll get. Anyway, it depends. Which girl are you?:
"I talk to him (well, I try) but he answers quietly with almost no words..."
If you're THIS girl, chances are, he already likes someone else. BUT NOT ALL HOPE IS LOST. There's no ring on that stubby finger!! If he is showing signs of not wanting to talk to you, definitely don't start a convo. You mustttttt wear your hottest fit and DO NOT talk or look at him, even if he's looking at you.
"We're besties but he likes this rlly pretty girl and idk how to tell him that I like him..."
If you're this girl-sorry boo. Find someone else. :/. lmaooo jkjk. Sorta... So if he actually likes you, definately flirt a little. Like ask him if he likes your fit and talk to him about things that might turn him on... Like talk about how your mini skirt is riding up or fix your bra or whatever lmao. Just make sure you do that before you tell him.
"I dont even think he knows my name"
If your THIS GIRL. Bitchhhh I feeeeel. I understand the daily pain! There's this guy who is friggin hotter than an egg on a sidewalk in 110 degree weather. He's sooo ohmggg....Anyways. We're here to talk about you not me pffft. (His name is Keagan and he plays b-ball and he has curly brown hair with tan skin and he keeps deleting his dumbass pics on insta so I can't even see his fuckin post of those rock hard abs anymoreeee).
(bestie) "omg is that Keagan?!?!"
(Nora (me)) "back off bitch uhm heard of the girl code??? He's mine"
(bestie) "I might have to jump of the girl code train and hop on the Keagan train."
-how to get a guy to like you-
A phrase that basically means "How do you like that" in a way that will piss someone off, usually used by a nerd.
Bill: I win wooot! How you like dem apples?
Jake:.......
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To back it up and get down.
An ancient saying, originating in Mesopotamia, recently reintroduced by rapper Pitbull in the song 'On the Floor' by the Jennifer Lopez.
Moments after entering the club, Matthew backed it up like a Tonka truck.
Joseph ordered a root beer at the bar, then proceeded to back it up like a Tonka truck.
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Chipped and broken or missing teeth often with discolouration. Like a bag of broken smarties.
I tell you Dave, she had a bad mouth. She had teeth like a bag of broken smarties.
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don't be a fake ass bitch who makes fun of her as a way of "flirting." Legit just go to her insta Bio and scroll through her collection on VSCO. Most likely there is something saying what she wants in a guy. If not text her "hey" and when she says hey back tell her she's gorgeous. If the convo keeps going, don't ask "u wanna hang" just no. say "Would you go out with me?" thats is legit it.
how to get a girl to like you? Look it up on the urban dictionary
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