It's the day my friend got friendzoned
I'm sorry. I only like you as a friend. -2 minutes later- *texts friend* SHE FRIENDZONED ME BRUH OH AND TODAY IS October 19.NATIONAL FRIENDZONE DAY TOO
October 9th is "National Break A Tooth Day'' This day is only for hot bitches who broke their tooth!
Happy October 9th, bitch!! Break a tooth!! 😎🦷🔨
Bug day r we appreciate all bugs
It's October 9th let's hug some bugs
On October 9th you can legally tell a child under the age of 7 that Santa isn’t real
Child: excited for Christmas
Guy on October 9th: yeah, so Santa isn’t real lmao
Child: crys*
Example: for October 9th table any pictures you have of your crush, then post them in order to show your appreciation
October 9th I posted my crush on social medias.
National Kiss a wall day.
ever wanna kiss a wall you preverted weirdo? well heres the day to do it and you cant get in trouble. have fun
October 9th is national kiss a wall day.
*kisses wall*
"...what the hell?"
"Its october 9th. national kiss a wall day!"
October 9th Is international tall partner has to flirt with short partner day
“Haha you have to flirt with your short partner bc it’s October 9th!!!”