Greasy Meat Fingers

When you are masturbating and you cum but keep going and your semen drips down over your fingers.

I ran out of lube but that wasn't a problem with greasy meat fingers.

meat trombone

when a sexual partner blows in your anus while simultaneously giving you a handjob.

Bruh, you wont believe it, that girl played my meat trombone last night.

Meat and potatoes

When somebody refers to "meat and potatoes", they are referring to the point, and getting right into it.

"Man, they sure did get right into the meat and potatoes."

"What"

"They got straight to the point."

meat buggy

A well used women's vagina

ID like to stick my man shaft in her meat buggy.

Mama Meat Soak

My main squeeze, my girl,my better half

I just got kicked to the curb by my,Mama Meat Soak.

meat harvester

a .357 ruger Blackhawk single shot revolver. used to kill anything.

hey nate go grab the meat harvester and shoot that coon.

Twang Twang and then there was meat

A celebratory phrase used after experiencing success at bow hunting.

Just shot and killed a moose with a bow....
“Twang twang and then there was meat!”