Someone who plays gta 5 non stop
Stop being a John and get off the Xbox
John is a someone you can stay up late FaceTiming and it never gets old or boring. He has endless jokes (some good most bad) and he has a great laugh that makes you laugh.
John makes you smile
John is a short person, and quite chubby. He is also one of those fuck-boys with a raspy-ass voice and thinks he's all that! He's arrogant and laughs at the worst jokes. His hair is probably taller than he is and his hairstyle is very old. If you see a John, run, run like the wind..
Jayson: WHO is that kid?
Garrett: Oh- that's John.
Jayson: Yo- his hair is out of date, smh
HOTTEST MF ON THE PLANET AND PROB DATING SOMONE NAMED HAILEY
did u see that hot mf
yeah his name is probably john
A John is a person who is the biggest band kid there is. He is a dream stan and when he tries to denie it, it only adds to his dream stan behavior.
Look at John playing the trumpet and watching the latest Minecraft man hunt.