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The result of anal sex if your partner didn't take a dump before hand; the poop straw is that string of feces that tends to get lodged in the urethra during the act, and comes out when squeezed by hand after the act
All that emo girl had for dinner was a Monster and a bag of Hot Cheetos before she gave me the Poop Straw, my penis still burns
the real legal name of amber heard the girl who poos on beds
we have johnny depp the godly jack sparrows versus the poop girl
when you try to poop but you just fart
man you pooped quick.
nah man it was just a ghost poop.
Poop labor is when you know you have to poop but when your cheeks hit the seat you can't poop so your just waiting for it to come out. Occasionally pushing and pushing then breathing as if in labor. Just waiting to poop.
"Im In poop labor. I really have to poop and it's like half way out but pushing isn't helping."
Verb, a euphemism for eating out somebody's ass, popularized by pirate meme culture in mid 2023
Sailor: Reportin' fer duty, Cap'n!
Cap'n: Aye, there's a lad! Get down and scrub the poop deck!
Sailor: Aye-aye! Where's the mop?
Cap'n: ...
The little guys that work in your colon, they form and pack the poop to be sent out. They work for local union #2!
The poop packers are working overtime, I had coffee for breakfast.
The band of sisters to which all women belong. Girls who poop together stay together. Girls must attend the bathroom together, usually to poop.
Brad: why must women always make toilet together?
Tom: it's the poop troop