baby meat bone bread sandwich

When a skinny person with a small penis whacks off while they have a yeast infection.

“Ey man how’s your yeast infection”

“It’s still pretty bad but I had to give in a jerk off last night. I made a baby meat bone bread sandwich”

Meat Grinder

Extremely painful anal sex from the man's or "dominant" person's perspective

When I tried anal for the first time with my girl it was a meat grinder

Meat Grinder

Receiving a blow job from anyone with braces.

The Doc said, I mines well have stuck my pecker dick in a meat grinder...

Meat grinder

Meat grinder: getting a BJ while teeth are scraping on the penis.

My penis is raw from the meat grinder I got last night at the party.

Meat Grinder

Jerking off so hard you form a white river

Guy 1: How did this river get here?
Guy 2: There was a meat grinder

Meat grinder

Shitting meat while a girl comes over to eat the shit. And then she shits meat and he eats it. This would often go on for a matter of hours before sexual intercourse would begin. Sometimes the women would through ice cream in her diet to show that her shit tastes good.

your girlfriend is a meat grinder, and I know.

Meat Grinder

One who hears an event and misconstrues it so much that it isn't the original event anymore. Just like putting a steak through a grinder to make ground beef. It isn't steak anymore, its just a pile of meat thats you can eat.

You just meat grinded why i'm in a terrible mood.

You meat grinder why did you say I broke up with my girlfriend. I told you that my friend broke up with his girlfriend, not me!!