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Applicable the most for this guy in Minnesota who has an immeasurable love for anything associated with the bro life. His entire being oozes bro-ness. Bros before hoes.
Hinnah: "Can we go out?"
Atif: "Nah, you ain't a bro".
"Brother." This is slang commonly used by males (and sometimes females) who want to sound cool but haven't seen the sun in weeks due to... internet. A bro is someone you have a "brotherly bond" with, they are often invited to your Minecraft multiplayer world.
Friend 1: Bro. Bro! Bro, are you even paying attention right now?
Friend 2: Bro chill, I'm crafting my diamond pickaxe
Friend 1: But there's a baby zombie about to kill you, dude!
Prior 2022, the word Bro (noun) was widely believed to be a shortened version of the word brother. If you were to refer to someone as "Bro" before that time period, you were implying that either this said someone is indeed infact your biological sibling, or someone you consider to be like a biological sibling such as a close friend
Post 2022: The word "Bro" is used to denounce opinionated disagreements, and is an oxymoron when used this way. The popularization of this usage is most likely due to influence from the internet; by a previously incarcerated individual.
(see also "nigga")
Inmate 1: What are you in here for darkie?
Inmate 2: Theft, What about you?
Inmate 1: Possession, and Manufacturing, with intent to distribute
Inmate 2: What about you Inmate 3?
Inmate 3 (sleeps directly below Inmate 2): Sexual Assault, and I'm going to kill myself tonight.
Inmate 2: Bro went full clown shoes
A phrase or term used in which you have no other ways of getting luck and resort to getting teabagged by your friends and that will somehow turn out good for you.
"Shit, a hunter! Bag me bro!" - Halo Reach
Clearly this is a bro from the bay. You can spot him in his natural habitat, tinder. Or some lesser-known app, like bumble. He used to like Obama. Sometimes, his quaff cascades down to his perfectly groomed beard that falls all the way to the second button on his freshly pressed flannel. He rocks the shit out of earbuds around his neck all day, every day; gotta let you know he's in tech. Ain't no way he's drinkin' bud light made by the man. Instead he'll just stick to his PBR (hairflip). If you you see this bro, he'll be wearing a free tshirt (that he paid for) even though his salary could buy a house next to his parents' in Marin.
Person 1: That's guys a jackass
Person 2: Fuckin bay bro
you say it as an introduction, clarepeaxchy from instagram is the main user of this saying. she made it. enjoy using :)
when you and your bestfriend get a handjob from the same girl
me and the homie got a habdjob from the same chick so now that makes us knuckle shuffle bros now