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A person who worships jizz; debatably slightly classier than a cum slut!
The woman wanted to lick cum off of her finger nails; she is such a jizz simp.
I’m Izzy and my (unofficial(what I mean by that is we both like eachother and both know it(it’s honestly kinda dumb))) boyfriends name is ian, and he’s a mega simp for me
Friend 1: ian simps for Izzy
Me: yep
Friend 2: totally
Ian: NO
that one cult from ds (diesel) discord that only had like 2 members.
simpette: aha wanna join my simp cult?
some random guy: sure
simpette: cool
simp: cool
Female who allows/sucks up to a simp for any reason, but mainly "pity", even though they think there annoying and complain to others about him.
She keeps talking to him even though she said he annoys her, she`s such a simp sucker.
Verb. The art of investing hundreds of hours into an extremely liberal ethnic broad with the hopes of getting into the meat wallet years later.
Guy 1: “Bro I think i’m done talking to La’Nicolerion, she stinks and is jobless, and won’t shut up about the government needing to pay for everything”
Guy 2: “have you tried Simp Whaying her dude? Drive her around for a few months and talk to her for hours a day…she will be begging you for a kiss by this time next year, trust me.”
Someone who abandons friends and social obligations to play a game (new or old.)
Brad: “Hey we still going fishing this weekend right?
Ethan: Sorry I bought Doom Eternal and I’m going to play it all weekend.
Brad: Your leaving me to play a video game that you will always have?... You’re such a Game Simp.