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when your 6 and you have a Wii game, but when you pop it in, the text "the game disk could not be read" shows up, it means you should be pissed because the disk has a scratch in it and might never work again. There is a chance that if you take the disk out then put it back in, it will be fine.
oh fucking shit, it said the game disk could not be read, i'm so fucked
Drinking Game: using 50 cents in the form of = 1 quarter, 2 dimes and 1 nickel.
What You Need:
1. Cup (for change)
2. 1 quarter
3. 2 dimes
4. 1 nickel
5. Sufficient amount of alcohol
Game Play:
1. Make two teams
2. Flip quarter for who goes first
3. Place coins in cup, shake and flip upside down to display result of players turn.
4. Coin lands on head it counts as it's value; tails does not count.
5. Review rules to understand who drinks.
Rules:
Under 25, rolling person drinks
Over 25, rolling person partner drinks
50 : entire other team drinks
0: rollings team drinks
15: roller sad team chugs for 5 seconds
25: everybody drinks
Hey lets play 50 cent: drinking game! Any body got some change?
Sit back and be patient and observe what happens, as opposed to jumping to conclusions that may turn out to be incorrect.
Don’t take sides on the issue until you’ve heard all the evidence, just “let the game come to you.”
The line of bottles, usually for cheap alcohol, that hordes outside of a sport stadium, left by the pre-game drinkers and the fuck $10 beer club.
The pre-game drink trail outside the A's game was littered with Modelo, Bud, and numerous off-brand beers with spanish labels.
A typical Among Us game
Blue: Why did you call meeting orange?
Orange: Brown sus
Yellow: Proof?
Orange: Brown kill rose in admin
Lime: Right in Admin? Sounds pretty sus to me…
Brown: µm
Brown again: sorry I fell asleep, who sus?
Orange: Brown sus
Maroon, Lime, Pink, and Grey: Orange sus!
Orange: Biden, Purple, Parrot, Rodrick Heffley, Blue, Brown, Orange, Plant, Amogus, Ducky, Kitty, Grumpy Cat, and Franklin Delano Roosevelt are all sus.
Brown: vote orange
Orange was not The Impostor. 1 Impostor Remains
Red: can I interest you in some penis enlargement?
'Emergency Meeting'
Brown: Red sus
Red: wtf
Black: vote red
Red was not the Impostor. 1 Impostor remains
10 minutes later…
'Dead Body Reported'
Brown: Black was dead in Security, and White was standing on top of it.
White: No! I swear I was doing tasks!
Brown: You lie! I saw you on top of it!
Purple: Brown actually has a point. Brown? Was Black dead by wires?
Brown: No, he was dead by the monitor. White must have snuck in and killed him.
Purple: Maybe he was checking other areas. After all, we're on Polus.
Brown: Makes sense, Purple.
Purple: Arrrgh! Just vote White and get it over with!
White was the Impostor. 0 Impostors remain
Portability is key
I brought my self an 800 pound gaming pc for maximum portability
The ultimate sleepover challenge. The point of this game is to see who can pull the most hairs out of another contestants butt with the use of their mouth.
Contestant 1 strips down bare naked. Contestant 2 gets on their knees and spreads contestant 1’s butt cheeks. He then proceeds to insert his teeth into contestant 2’s butt and pull out as many hairs as possible. Whoever pulls out the most hair wins the challenge.
Jinju and Chinju had an amazing sleep over at Jinjus house. During the sleepover Chinju asks Jinju if he can eat his ass. Jinju turns in excitement, spreading his cheeks out. “Let’s play the Jinju (Kundi Mudi) Game instead. It’s way more fun!”