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When a person with 2 years on the job falsely presents themselves as if they have 20 years experience
2-20 Bob keeps making assertions about practical application of procedure that he hasn't been here long enough to have even performed.
Barber cutting the eyebrows (2) and making the hairline look crispy (and shit)
Yo bro can you do my 2 and shit.
The most amazing person to ever live. If anyone gets the opportunity to meet him they are extremely lucky. Chicken Nugget 2’s are normally named Ethan and have an ugly girlfriend called Maddison.
Person 1: chicken nugget 2 is far more amazing than any other person I know.
Person 2: yea his name is actually Ethan and he deserves better than chicken nugget 1
If you thought 2 girls 1 cup was bad, then here's the Sequel!
Coming this fall
1.5 times the Girls
2 times the Cups
2.5 times the shits!
3 girls 2 cups
As in 2 out of two things worked out!
“Bro, I got my first job and it pays hella well!”
“Woah, 2 for 2, good job dude!”
its too cool for school but too school for cool
Dude: Hey, I don't wanna be cool. I'm too school for that!
Other dude: So you're 2 school 4 cool?
Dude: Yup gotta get them A's!