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When a player holds more than 7 resource cards in his/her hand during a game of Settlers of Catan.
Jim is over the cum burst limit. If someone rolls a 7, he's going to lose half of his cards - half of them will burst out of his hand all over the table.
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Where you fuck a woman while jumping off a building you have to cum and if you fail your punishment and if you win you have amazing sex.
Yo dude wanna do the suicide cum challenge witn our chicks off in a tall building in Dubai?
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Someone who is a master at blocking large amounts of cum much like the Bruce Lee is a master at martial arts.
Nobody can have sex with Jim because he is a master cum blocker.
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A dog you can get that has been trained to sniff out cum so you can tell if your girlfriend has been cheating on you.
He's got a cum sniffing dog.
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When a very young and eager "New Mexican" male witnesses snow porn for the first time at a junior classmates slightly rural farm and gets overly aroused by said porn, then decides to initiate an unsolicited circle jerk around a trash barrel in the barn next to the house. All the while, said classmates watch in horror! only one finishes…
Dude what the fuck happened last night? I thought we were having a good time until homeboy pulled out his meat pepper and dumped a load into the trashcan like it was some kind of green Chile cum dumpster!!! I'm scarred for life....
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the rainbow dash cum jar is a reddit post that depicts a rainbow dash figurine submerged in a mason jar full of cum. the owner of the jar would frequently update the posts and show the cum that has been added. the jar was later accidentally boiled over a space heater, turning the liquid brown.
“have you heard of the rainbow dash cum jar?”
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Any woman who has a reputation of giving anyone she meets a blowjob, in exchange for anything, or just because she can.
" Dude! stay away from the Cum guzzling dumpster slut!'
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