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mt dew code red that comes in a bottle from the big cold box in the back
(custumer) do u have code red?
(waitress) idk ill check 4 u
(c) ok
(w) they said we dont have code red but i said yes we do its in a bottle! we got CODE RED IN A BOTTLE!
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A woman (red neck) who is very promiscuous. There are not enough men in the world to satisfy her need for sex. She will do anything under the sun as sex is concerned. She shows off herself as a ploy to attract the opposite sex. She has no regard to a guys needs, only her own. She will use any tactical approach to achieve her end goal.
While I was at her place she (red neck hoe) flashed me with that huge rack of hers. wearing a mini skirt with no draws, as she rubbed up on me. Said she would make it worth my time but she would make me work for it first. Only to demand a back rub along with eating her pussy. As I went further after I completed she said she was good, and no cock could ever satisfy her. She looked at her girlfriend as we walked into the living room, he likes to put big things in small holes as they laughed.
(Calls you up out of the blue(red neck hoe)) My toilets plugged, can you fix it I will make it up to you, I promise. Only to make sure there is a house load of people, yet waiting tell your both in a room alone to torment you.
(red neck hoe)Says you can do anything to her sexually, besides hit her in the face. Drops all her clothes and flops on the bed spread eagle. As you enter her she forces you out just to laugh at you in an attempted to piss you off so you will take it.
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Stuffing a Christmas tree shaped dildo into a virgin and making her bleed over it.
Billy gave his friend Nartha a red christmas tree.
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A pleasant surprise consisting of a red corset and thigh high red lace stockings connected to the red lace booty shorts. Red lace surprise serves as a very good gift for cheering a friend up.
"Would you like a sexy red lace surprise or a 'Hey, I got you a magnet' surprise."
"The first one."
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Any Friday is Red Shirt Friday. You should wear a red shirt, if you forget there is always next week.
Today is Friday so i should wear my red shirt, becasue it is Red Shirt Friday.
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Area of extremely high concentration of activating brake lights and stop lights found in and around urban areas.
I hate riding in the red light district. Too many red lights!
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Good team whose stats are incredibly beefed up by the fact that they play in the Central Division which is easily the weakest in the Western Conference AND the NHL overall. 24 of their 82 games have been played this year against Columbus, St-Louis and Chicago. All of those teams are struggling like hell to get a win every 5-10 games. They're just no match for Detroit who gets all those free points with almost no effort. Despite all this, Detroit does indeed rock and is one of the better teams in the league. Still, if they played in a better division, they would have at least 30 less points or so.
Detroit Red Wings Fan: Wow, our Wings are so good. They beat Chicago which doesn't even have half the wins they have! It's so amazing. We truly have the best team even though everybody else has to play often against way better teams.
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