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When you see something so orgasmic, your brain busts a nut.
The sexy substitute bent over in class showing her panties. I automatically had to mental jack-off
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A normal pussy ass hoe nigga who doesn't try on English essays
Ur worse now... looking like fuckin The New Jack Byrne head-ass
Ramblin' Jack Elliott (b. 1931) is the world's greatest folksinger. He is the bridge between Woody Guthrie and Bob Dylan and is actually the person who taught both Dylan, as well as Arlo Guthrie, Woody's material since Guthrie died early. An accomplished guitarist, he is known for his solid flatpicking skills.
Clueless Guy: Man, that Eddie Van Halen sure can wail!
Me: Uh, yeah, well, he's no Ramblin' Jack Elliott.
When you aggressively, and quickly dry jack, and your cum and blood mix to make a cheese color.
“Bro, I beat my dick so hard last night. I went full Sharp Cheddar Jack on that bitch.” said Jackson.
Your mother's mouth you talk with
Your mother needs a piece of leather for her jack the ripper sandwich
Jack ass and dumb ass combined
My employee's husband was a jackass and a dumb ass during the corona virus pandemic, a, Jack a da ass.
The towel that is kept handy by your bed side that is laid on top of the bed to prevent semen, lube, female ejaculate, Santorum or period blood from getting on the sheets.
Man, good thing we had that Spontaneous Jack Towel handy. That was a messy round of love making. The mood was not killed becaues it was handy by our bed side and now I can go to sleep knowing that I am not going to roll over into mixture of my semen, your ejaculate, and lube.