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A more sustainable alternative to "that's what she said" that first came into usage in the fall of 2010 in New York City.
Uttara: This belongs to Maggie's friend! Don't mess with her, you're entering a world of pain!
Faraz: Just like my first time...
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When the urge to urinate becomes so unbearable, after it being held in for so long, that the stream of liquid waste could conceivably be shot farther than 12 feet.
When this urge occurs in males, the signature pumping action is not required to be performed beforehand, and may actually be counterproductive.
After being cheated out of over two hours of his life from seeing yet another god-forsaken Transformers movie, Billy now had to piss like a Super Soaker. The subsequent force upon the porcelain urinal nearly eroded it completely in just 40 seconds.
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A nicer way of saying " I don't need your help, I am good the way I am"
Mom: can I help you with your homework?
Son: no thanks, I am cool like that.
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Suck someone to get to their cum him/her
Like you suck a straw to drink your drink
My Wife wanted to suck me like a straw
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a chonkyc CHONKY VERY CHONKY BOY called gavin hee heee heee hawwwwww imagine eating paper matias
hello imagine farting like a hippo is the ways.
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To die in a fiery explosion, going out in a blaze of glory
Fuck nursing homes, when I get too old to wipe my ass I'm going out like Kobe.
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"sounds like sex to me" or "SLSTM" is a comment added after something non-sexual has been said that could be interpreted sexually. Similar to "that's what she said" - only more versatile.
Tom: "I kept bouncing up and down"
Phil: "Sounds like sex to me!"
*laughter*
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