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A person who loves cum, like a cum slut only classier.
The woman wanted to lick cum off of her finger nails, she is such a jizz simp...
A person who worships jizz; debatably slightly classier than a cum slut!
The woman wanted to lick cum off of her finger nails; she is such a jizz simp.
I’m Izzy and my (unofficial(what I mean by that is we both like eachother and both know it(it’s honestly kinda dumb))) boyfriends name is ian, and he’s a mega simp for me
Friend 1: ian simps for Izzy
Me: yep
Friend 2: totally
Ian: NO
Also known at NNN(No Nut November) its the month we track down those filthy bastards who simp for pokimane and other twitch thots they must die the most painfull deaths for failing NNN and jerking of to those clapped thots at twitch
Simp Hunting month is in november prepare to kill the simps onsite
An argentinian hkwd students gang that usually tries to raid discord servers.
They are also known for their (not) amazing musical career
+ Hey are you on the Simp Team?
- Not really bro, but i'd like to be there for sure.
A unintentional typo that occurs when you type "FUCKING SIMP" and it appears as "****ING SIMP". It indicates the use of a regularly used profanity followed by a guy whose existence seems to be based around praising and agreeing with whatever points is made by a female.
Guy may be a serial apologists and is a geek over movies like LotR or a nerd about taxonomy/orchids.
-Playing a FPS-
Girl: Oh my god, why did you get the last hit? Why did you steal my kill????
SIMP: OH NO, SORRY KWEEN. I didn't mean too. You deserved it. uwu
Friend: Stop being a ****ING SIMP!!
A type of music generally sung from an African-American male point of view, generally falling in the R&B genre (but can include some blue-eyed soul as well), whose subject matter focuses on one or more of the following themes: 1) How wonderful life IS to have a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman), 2) How wonderful life WAS when one had a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 3) How horrible life IS NOW that one does not have a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 4) How horrible life WAS UNTIL one found a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 5) How horrible life WILL BE if or when one loses a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), or 6) How one will do anything it takes to keep a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman!). Popular R&B songs from the 1960’s through the 1990’s epitomize this (Such as songs from The Temptations, Barry White, Luther Vandross, and New Edition).
“Son, don’t put women on a pedestal. All that simping & blues music has you mighty confused as to how to act with them.” (OR) “Women expect too much from men these days because their expectations are set by all that simping & blues music.”