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(Talking to the UD Jews)
She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...
She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...
My mom probably doesn’t have long to live
Used to be an icebreaker at Hoffman Estates High School. Usually used to make fun of a diss track wizard
“Hey guess what? Peter’s Mom died.”
“Its not funny because she dead. Its funny because it’s Peter’s Mom.”
A friend who always corrects you in everything you do and occasionally she/he trys to wipe something tht you have in your face.
I want real friends not an other mom
when your father went to get the milk and ur mom found a hot woman...
ur mom likes women
perfect comeback to any ur mom jokes
guy1 : ur mom
guy2 (smart): ur mom likes women
I very fine lady that we the people like to have intercourse with.
Simon: That filled me up
Ash: You know who I filled up?
Simon: Who?
Ash: Richards mom
A butter mom is a mom who allows all foods to fit in her kids diet and her own, the contrary would be an almond mom.
Kid: my mom made chocolate cake for desert yesterday!
Kid 2: You really have a butter mom, mine gave me half an almond...